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Happy birthday, dear bella_lulu! Hope you have a lovely day.

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All the reality TV I swore I'd never watch

Yay, more America's Next Top Model. That show is total junk food: addictive and so, so bad for you. Yet so delicious. Like all those mini-cream puffs I've been cramming down my throat. (Of which the recommended daily serving is 3. Ha.) Of course, I've already had it up to HERE--::gestures to eyebrows::--with the whole, "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win!", or its sister cliché, "This is not America's Next Top Sorority/Best Friend/Funnest Girl Ever/Band Camp/Love-In. This is a competition." OH, my freakin' GOD, I am so sick of this one. Yeah, everyone else is here just to make friends and put on make-up and get a free haircut. You're the one true competitor. Only you are taking this seriously. Fine. Now shut up.

Also, I can already see Tyra itching for the come-to-Jesus session with Jade. "Jade, why do you hide your insecurity with arrogance? Can't you see you are only hurting yourself? What in your life has caused this pain? Come to Mama Tyra, honey." Sob, sob, sob. Tyra sure does love her a redemption arc.

Thank God they got rid of Dani, the gay-hating, Muslim-hating, Affirmative Action-hating, "Only white people should shop at Abercrombie; black people can go to Fubu" 'über-conservative.' She has a right to her own opinions, but I'd prefer not to hear them for the next few weeks.

Also, on the Project Runway front, my DVR's recording of the finalé didn't come through, so I'm waiting for one of the repeat showings, and it is killing me not to check out dianora2's post. Killing me! I must know who wins! PR is the antidote to the ANTM junk food. PR is like the daily dose of fruit & vegetables I need.

After last week's peek at his collection, I wouldn't even mind so much if Santino wins...I don't think.

I can't believe I've spent this whole post talking about reality TV.