Ew. Ew ew EW.

This is disturbing on so many levels: Britney Spears' labor immortalized in sculpture. (Warning: Link not work-friendly.)

Firstly--and this is the least disturbing thing about it--it looks nothing like her.

Secondly, if you have to choose someone to represent your "family before career"/Pro-Life/anti-Hollywood propaganda stance...Do you really have to choose a slack-jawed, second-generation-Madonna nymphet? Is that another point you're trying to make?

But lastly, I am most disturbed by the rod driving itself through her stomach. I realize it's there for the purpose of supporting the sculpture, but it looks grotesque and it freaks me out.

But really, these are only a few of the reasons this is completely appalling. I'm sure you can all think of some more.